After Knox was dispatched so quickly last episode, it felt as though the pitch was being cleared for some real fireworks. The fighters assembled! The helicopter landed! Miriam kicked down the door! And then… none of them had a single thing to do. Diana went on a spooky Halloween tour of enchanted Matthews (very disgusting, that open-heart effect. Kudos), cast a couple of spells and then they all were home inside the 20-minute mark. It had atmosphere, thanks to that great Chelm location and the music, but in story terms, Diana may as well have been collecting Matthew from a fishing weekend for all the conflict we saw. Finger wave – Satu’s spellbound. Finger wave – Benjamin’s dust. Brushes palms together – pub?
Back at Sept-Tours, some peril was attempted with everybody exchanging grave looks and reading poems at Matthew’s bedside (Hamish finally got some lines!). It wasn’t long though, before the vamp was up and about and doing masonry, bio-genetics and the tango.
That mild disappointment dealt with, there were some cool moments. Baldwin cooing over one of the babies in the closing tableau was surprisingly moving after seasons of his throbbing neck-vein intransigence. It’s a reminder that gatekeepers of oppressive systems are just as freed by their dismantling as anybody else. Gerbert may be too far gone to benefit, but Baldwin’s redemption is complete. His and Matthew’s heart-to-heart about Philippe revealed endearing vulnerability. Maybe now he’ll even be able to enter a room like a normal person, without all the billowing winds and frenzied stare-drama.
Happy endings were generously doled out in the new spirit of species diversity. Marcus and Phoebe got engaged. Miriam and Chris exchanged a fruity look. Nathaniel, Sophie and Margaret reunited with Agatha. Fernando and Hugh’s love was finally acknowledged at Sept-Tours. Gallowglass and Matthew had a little clear-the-air-about-my-being-besotted-with-your-wife cuddle. Matthew told Jack he was proud of him and loved him. Only Sarah was left staring into the fire with a whisky, her alone having paid a serious cost in this battle.
Not her alone. Satu also suffered by being delivered into the hands of the goddess without power or craft, a feat Diana achieved without breaking a sweat. Satu though, had lost all rights to sympathy when she came at Diana with enchanted Matthews and fiery fists. Benjamin suffered too, momentarily, but his death felt more like suicide-by-cop than anything else. What did he think would happen when he lured history’s most powerful witch to his evil lair? Tea and biscuits?
Gerbert suffered too, but only in the ego department. It was fun seeing Ysabeau tell him to do one in Lindsay Duncan’s beautiful, otherworldly voice, in a room painted like a chess board as a reminder of the games he’s been playing. “You have no dominion here,” is a good line, and one worth remembering the next time someone sits in the seat you’ve booked at the cinema.
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